Today I got friend zoned by my wife. and I NOt sure what this means, but a zone full of friends? SOUNDS GREAT!! \

todAY MY wife and I yelling at each other as usual (THis is normal conversatioun style where i am from in tiny town POland and also normal type of loving conversation here in SPAin. the louder, the more love), and my wife she not happy with how I Make onion omelette (ingredients: onion, bit of butter, thats it). WHen i serve typical POlishg style Onion omellete to her for dinner she look like ‘this disgusting, she spit out food on floor, and then she say to me, ‘that’s it, you are friend zoned’.

FRiend zoned? what this mean? SOUNDS ECELLENT!!!

Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!

WHEn you like me, and come from tiny town in comunist Poland and now 43 years of old, it not so easy to make a friends. I go to supermarket and talk to cashier about latest podcast i hear on radio, but she say have a nice day and talk to customer in line next. I go on bus and tell people about what flags of world mean (iu can draw all 211 for you if you want) but people look like they ignore me mostlys. So when someone like my wife say, you are friend zoned David, I think wow !! jackport!!! All my prays have beeen asnweered. a zone full of friends!! JUst one new good friend is good to have but now I go to a zone that is full of new friends!! I not clarify this with her because she throw pot at me and then go call her sister in Katowice (ugh, KAtowice, gross, am i right guys??), so ii need to caifry when i go to friend zone and if she take me.

Not quite sure. can i walk to this zone? or is same bus i ride looking for new friends? mayeb she take me on motorbike. Not sure, guys, but i find out and let you know. ANd when i there in the Friend zone, i email you all and tell you address and you can come to friend zone too!! FInally i happy in life!!! SO extigtings now!!o now i think of what i will to doing with all my new riends in friend zone when i get there!! SO excitibg cant sleep!!!!