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  • FAFO
  • My World Cup Road Trip – USA, mexico & canada 2026
  • FIFA World Cup 2022
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  • ADVENTURE AHOY!
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  • Internet Explosion!! - Olympics Alert!! - Sports! - Video!

    The Tokyo gloglympics 2020 kick off today… but what actually is gloglympics?

    July 23, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** If you’re a bit in the dark about what gloglympics is, just check out the…

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  • Animal Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    This Ant Was Twice Ant Of The Year, But Does This Ant Deserve A Place In The Ant Hall Of Fame?

    January 24, 2020 - By Dave

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  • Basketball Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports! - Whypotheticals

    Whypothetical: What If? The Greatest 90’s NBA Stars To Never Win a Stanley Cup

    October 20, 2019 - By Dave

    The 90s were packed full of NBA greats that, had they played in any other era (and a pesky fellow by the name of Michael “The Chicago Mailman” Jordan hadn’t been around), would’ve had a trophy cabinet full of NHL championships. But alas, that wasn’t the case. Here are the top 5 NBA stars from the 90s to never win the Stanley Cup.   1. Charles Barkley…

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  • GOAT alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Sports!

    Tom Brady vs. Me – The Debate Is Settled

    February 16, 2019 - By Dave

    Oooh, 6 Superbowls, 4 Superbowl MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. It took travelling over 400 kilometres in Spain, to 3 cities across both Catalunya and Tarragona for me to get my Spanish Foreigner ID number. And where’s yours, Tom? Yeah, just what I thought – Fucking nowhere. I win.

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  • God Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On God

    Instead Of Turning Her Into A Pillar Of Salt, How Else Had God Considered Punishing Lot’s Wife For Looking Back At Sodom?

    January 3, 2019 - By Dave

    Having fled Sodom less than 8.2 seconds before God smoked that wicked, rancid shithole to the ground, Lot, his two daughters and his wife legged it across the desert like a cadre of fast, emotionally unstable people towards Comic Con on opening day. But unable to resist, Lot’s wife couldn’t help her dumb ass and just had to turn around and…

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