Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’) Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!! Here is the full road trip: Today my friends, I go to New York!! Here I catch up with many of my great friends, like Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Pete Davidson, Ben Stiller, and my best buddy of all, Andy Kaufman. And me and Andy have a great day together, take a look at our adventures in New York City!! Then we watch the times he go onto television program with american night time man, david letterman: But after watching many hours of teleleviosn, we need to stretch our legs so we go for a drive!.. THROUGH TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEARS EVE! CHECKING OUT A BASKETBALL MATCH! A HOCKEY MATHC!! GO RANGERS!! A FOOTBALL GAME!! GO JETS!! AND THEN WE PARK AT FIRST BASE AT A BASEBALL GAME!! GO METS!! BASEBALL!!! WHAT A DAY WITH MY BESTEST BUDDY ANDY KAUFMAN! LOVE YOU PAL!! BEST SPORTS SPORTS IS FUCKING GREAT IN NEW YORK CITYS: BUT THE NUMBER 1 TEAM, and number one in United State of AMericas is…. drums roll… #1 team: NEW YORK YANKEES Founded: 1901 (as Baltimore Orioles; NY from 1903) World Series appearances: 40 Championships: 27 (The most successful franchise in major American sports.) – 1923, 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1943, 1947,1949,1950,1951,1952, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, 1962, 1977, 1978, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2009 NEW YORK METS Founded: 1962 World Series appearances: 5 Championships: 2 (1969, 1986) NEW YORK GIANTS Founded: 1925 Super Bowl appearances: 5 Championships: 8 total (4 pre-Super Bowl NFL titles + 4 Super Bowls – 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011) NEW YORK JETS Founded: 1960 Super Bowl appearances: 1 Championships: 1 (Super Bowl III) NEW YORK KNICKS Founded: 1946 NBA Finals appearances: 8 Championships: 2 (1970, 1973) BROOKLYN NETS Founded: 1967 NBA Finals appearances: 2 Championships: 0 NBA titles, ABA championships: 2 NEW YORK RANGERS Founded: 1926 Stanley Cup Final appearances: 11 Championships: 4 (1928, 1933, 1940, 1994) NEW YORK ISLANDERS Founded: 1972 Stanley Cup Final appearances: 5 Championships: 4 (Won four straight Cups 1980–1983) NEW JERSEY DEVILS Founded: 1974 (Kansas City Scouts lineage) Stanley Cup Final appearances: 5 Championships: 3 (1995, 2000, 2003) NEW YORK RED BULLS Founded: 1994 (as MetroStars) MLS Cup appearances: 0 Championships: 0 NEW YORK CITY FC Founded: 2013 MLS Cup appearances: 1 Championships: 1 (2021) GOTHAM FC Founded: 2006 NWSL Championships: 1 (2023) NEW YORK LIBERTY Founded: 1997 WNBA Finals appearances: 6 Championships: 1 (2024) NEW YORK SIRENS Founded: 2023 Championships: 0 BEST MUSICIANS Jay Z. 50 cent. Beastie Boys. The National. Vampire Weekend. Simon and Garfunkel. Velvet Underground. Nas. Notorious BIG. More? probably! BEST FOOD Bagels with lox and cream cheese Jewish deli pastrami sandwiches, New York pizza slices from Brooklyn BEST COMEDIANS FUCKING everyone. Adam Sandler, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Pete Davidson, Andy Samberg, Ben Stiller, but number one is song and dance man, Andy Kaufmann, my bestest buddy! And here I go out dancing Hopak dance with my othger good buddy Pete Davidson!! FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (New York New Jersey Stadium) 13 Jun: Brazil 🇧🇷 vs 🇲🇦 Morocco 16 Jun: France 🇫🇷 vs 🇸🇳 Senegal 22 Jun: Norway 🇳🇴 vs 🇸🇳 Senegal 25 Jun: Ecuador 🇪🇨 vs 🇩🇪 Germany 27 Jun: Panama 🇵🇦 vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 30 Jun: Round of 32 — 1I vs 3CDFGH 5 Jul: Round of 16 — W76 vs W78 19 Jul: Final OK MY FIENDS!! LET’S GET OUT OF NEW YORK … NEXT STOP: BOSTON!!!!