You're John Connor From Terminator 3 and You're In A Pizza Parlour. Can You Figure Out What A Pizza Parlour is Before Someone Has To Tell You?

<style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style><!DOCTYPE html><html><head><title></title></head> <body> <h3>You Are John Connor from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, The Lamest, Dumbest and Shittest John Connor in the Whole Terminator Franchise. Can You Figure Out What A Pizza Parlour Is?</h3></html><img src="https://whyyoudo.it/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/90517b53b4bb3104233d64894b802bf5.jpg" width="800" height="500"> <div class="action"> [[I'll try.->I'll try.]] </div>

<style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style><img src="https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0f/60/e5/0c/another-busy-night-at.jpg"> You're in this place. <div class="balloon"> [[I'm in the place.]] </div>

<style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src="https://whyyoudo.it/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/s.jpg" "width=500" height="350"> You are this person–the dumbest, most annoying and absolute worst John Connor in the entire Terminator franchise. You fucking suck so hard. <div class="balloon"> [[Yep. I fucking suck.->I fucking suck.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Wait. Why do I suck so much?]] </div>

<style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style><img src="https://whyyoudo.it/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/90517b53b4bb3104233d64894b802bf5.jpg" width="800" height="500"> You suck and are the absolute worst, but you don't have time to think about that right now because you are in a pizza parlour. And you don't know how you got here either because your brain is permanently broken from being stupid all the time. And what's worse is that there's a rumour going around you don't even know what a pizza parlour is. But how can the future saviour of humanity not be able to figure out a simple thing like what a pizza parlour is? Hmm... let's put this to bed once and for all. Alright, so... Do you know what a pizza parlour is? <div class="action"> [[Suffer a brain explosion as a result of the question.->2nd chance.]]</div> <div class="balloon"> [[Pizza what?->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[What is pizza parlour?->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Who am I again?->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Huh?->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Duh...->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Glrurgh.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[The future.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Lava?->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Sorry I made a boom boom.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[I don't think so.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[No thank you.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Congratulations to me?->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[I make a boom boom.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Good night.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[I am John Connor. Military leader, good at being terrible at everything. I am bad at all things. Thank you for coming to my dinner party.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[I am John Connor, leader of future big dumb future army idiots.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Terminator movie.->2nd chance.]] <div class="balloon"> [[John Connor?->2nd chance.]] </div>

<style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src="https://whyyoudo.it/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/f.jpg"> Well, in the future, you're supposed to lead the resistance against Skynet, an artificially intelligent computer on the verge of developing an army of terminators designed to wipe out the entire human race. The problem is though, you are a lame and idiotic shit-for-brains who's definitely just going to screw up everything because you're so terrible. In Terminator 2, you handle a motorbike like a fiend, screaming down the road pumping Guns N' Roses' You Could Be Mine, you can hack into an ATM and you treat your piece-of-crap foster parents deservedly like shit. In Terminator 3 though, you're a confused little bitch who rides a motorbike like a stupid baby, a whiny nerd who gets confused about basic facts he already knows and a weedy, borderline junkie who breaks into a vet clinic just to try get high on dog medication. You fucking asshole. I hate you. <div class="balloon"> [[Oh. Okay.->I fucking suck.]] <div class="balloon"> [[Yeah, you're right. I fucking suck, ay?->I fucking suck.]] </div>

<style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src="https://whyyoudo.it/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/qq.jpg" "width=800" height="300"> Oh no! Looks like you couldn't work out what a pizza parlour is. Maybe it's because you totally fucking suck? Could be! Try not sucking and being a lame idiot and a shitcunt and give it another shot! <div class="action"> [[Start again.->Start]] </div>