Tonight is big night, my internet fiends!!! Eurovisions is here, and i will watch with my lovely partner and doggy and we will feel like we really there in Switzerland!!!! Who will win, who will lose, who will draw?? We will see!! But before the big final kicks off, I share my favourite performances in history. ok i talk at you, you listen me!!
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is like a c heap one and keys type weird). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!!
- Käärijä – Cha Cha Cha (FINLAND) | Liverpool 2023
This one my all time fvourite. what song!!! EPIC BANGING BANGER, Excellent tune, dance I like to do in my living room, great lyrics about drinking pina colada and champagne after loosening up after long work week. Here is sample:
A couple piña coladas I have devoured
Yet the expression I have on my face is sour, yeah yeah ye ye yeh
There is some time for a few, the night is still youngish
This icy shell is something I have to demolish
The floor is calling me when I’m no longer so frozen
Like a cha cha cha I am approachin’
ANd my fieds, even better, he speak the English like me too. EXCELLENT QUALITY!! “It’s CRAZY, IT’s PARTY” Legend. ALL TIME #1.
2. Subwoolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana (NORWAY) | Turin 2022
This is narrow #2 in my list, and was #1 before 2023. Exceleent costumes, great dance to recreate in living room., themes of murdering and eating old gradnmothers, eating banaas (health!) and also mistaking names so just calling that person Keith because good safe option!! ANd also DJ in astornaut helmet.
#3 Euphoria – Loreen (SWEDEN) | Baku 2012
This one actual epic club banger that I like to dance to when I go outside to dancing nighttime clubs on my own and hit people on the dancing floor!! I dance, andwhat lyrics. Excellent and power!! What song
#4 Jah Jah Ding Dong (ICELAND) | NEVER
THis song is #4 in my top three, ok i know what you think, you cant count or computer and or brain is damaged. and maybe you are right, but I have to include this in m my top #3, so here it is! Bang. Fire Saga. I see this movie 4 or 5 times, every year watch on eurovision day , all since 2012!! exept for today, i busy ok! not ask why!!
Other choices (no order but great):
- Zaleilah – Mandinga (ROMANIA) | Baku 2012
Banging banger and reminds me of Poland roadtrip with friend Matt during UEFA Euroe 2012, like Loreen!!
- Do it for your Lover (SPAIN)
This poor little boy had fucked up voice and what a shit song haha but good effort little boy! This song shit, but just go to final line of song, this only good part!
- Robocop (SPAIN) | 2008
This guy my uncle and I like his style. SImilar style to me!
- Husavik from FIRE SAGA
Wowwee wee wah how my friend Borat say. Bang. Fire Saga. I see this movie 4 or 5 times, every year watch on eurovision day , all since 2012!! exept for today, i busy ok! not ask why!!
- Eurovision Song along
Bang. Fire Saga. I see this movie 4 or 5 times, every year watch on eurovision day , all since 2012!! exept for today, i busy ok! not ask why!!
- Chanel – slo mo (SPAIN) 2022
Not Spanish person but whow what dance moves. I try this in my living room but my version is very different
- Happy birthday (ISRAEL)
Excellent party song, great vests and good guys!
- Song about washing hands (SERBIA) | Turin 2022
This song is by very cool woman and great dance you can recreate in living room and reminds you to wash hands, which was also very important in COVID time
- Maneskin song from 2021 (ITALY)
Best rock song in Eurovision history
- Wolves of the sea (LATVIA) | 2008
Always need one pirate song in life and this best sea chanty in Eurovision hitsory (this is second best but actual real one, lets be real here my fiends):
So, my fiends, who will win tonight yuo asking me?? Well I go for these three tonight:
AUSTRALIA – Milkshake Man
ESTONIA – Machhiato somehing
SWEDEN – some song about going to sauna
ANd extra choice because 4 goes into 3 like above, I hope Israel go to top, beaucitulf song by Nova festival survivor. Also there is some really cool oldschool rock song I think by italy and good one by San Marino about Italy. Cool to sing about other country, even if you enclave!! CMON EUROVISION YOU CAN DO IT!!
