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MY PREVIEW OF UEFA FOOTBALL CUP OF EUROPEANS 2024!! GROUP F | 🇹🇷 TÜRKIYE: NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG STUPID DUMB BIRD, OR IDIOTS, OR TURKEY SANDWICHES SO PLEASE FORGET

Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, and you? I am live in Espain now for 5 years and I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? And I am learn English again now because I live in land of broken English grammar disasters so mean my English now disaster too. So you be patience on me, ok? You know, one thing that likes me very much is look the football. And not many more big football tournamientos than Euro Cup of Footballers Europe! Guau! It goes, and if you like look the football too, okay so then welcome to my preview of the Football Cup of Europeans!!

(To look the full country profile of Türkiye, you go to here)

🇹🇷 TÜRKIYE: NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG STUPID DUMB BIRD, OR IDIOTS, OR TURKEY SANDWICHES SO PLEASE FORGET

Finally can tell difference between Turkey people and turkey animals

Whenever you used to thinking of Türkiye, even 2 years ago, you always think of the stupid fat dumb animal turkey. Or if no, you always use to think of idiot people, like when you’re friend Jose Carlose coming back from supermarket and instead of buying Jamon York they buy Jamon dulce, and you are like, ‘Hey Jose Carlos, how are you today I am fine thankyou and you, you are idiot Jose Carlos, complete TURKEY jajajajaja!!!’

Turkey no longer your friend Jose Carlos when comes home from supermarket with Jamon Dulce instead of Jamon York. What an IDIOT, Jose Carlos

But Turkiye no longe associated with idiots, but even when was idiots or fat dumb stupid bird, Euro 2008 was increible! Euro 1996 not so much, and gave Croatia it first ever goal at major tournamiento! You see the movie make about this moment?? DID you look it at the cinema?

Euro 2020 was bad moment, but Turkey were still connected to big dumb idiot bird then, even though qualifying was a good one. Forget this, because Türkiye no longer related anything to big dumb slow stupid bird that is idiot, so stop thinking it ok, no? Staaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt…..NOW!

In past, can not tell difference between dumb big stupid bird and regular people from Turkey (on right). Now, not worry

FACTS THAT ARE FUN


Times on UEFA European Football Cup of European Football Players: 3 (1996, 2008, 2020)

Best time at UEFA Football Cup of European Football Playing: 2008 (Semi-final, lose on Germany 3-0)

Euro 2020 Results: Terrible (group stage).

World Cup 2022 Results: No.

Finally, can tell between Turkey people (right) and dumb bird (left)

Learn the lingo and talk like a local!

Turkey’s IIğdır Genocide Memorial and Museum is a memorial to remembering history however you wanna

AGENDA (OR SCHEDULE, I AM CONFUSE)

Tue 18 Jun | 6pm | v 🇬🇪 GEORGIA | Hamburg
Sat 22 Junes | 6pm | v 🇵🇹 PORTUGAL | Dortmund 
Wed 26 Junes | 6pm | v 🇨🇿 CZECHIA | Hamburg