Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, and you? I am live in Espain now for 5 years and I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? And I am learn English again now because I live in land of broken English grammar disasters so mean my English now disaster too. So you be patience on me, ok? You know, one thing that likes me very much is look the football. And not many more big football tournamientos than Euro Cup of Footballers Europe! Guau! It goes, and if you like look the football too, okay so then welcome to my preview of the Football Cup of Europeans!!
(If you want full country profile of Netherlands, you go here)
🇳🇱 NETHERLANDS: GOOD PLACE TO VISIT 1ST TIME AND GO TO AMESTERDAM COFFEE SHOP AND SAY ‘HELLO HOW ARE YOU I AM FINE OKAY NO PROBLEM I TAKE THE STRONGEST COOKIE PLEASE…
Netherlands is home to Amsterdam, which is a great place to visit for 18 hours on way back to Australia and instead of decide to stay at airport wait for plane, instead decide to go into Amsterdam, on own, for first time ever and go to Coffee Shop and say ‘Hellow how are you i am fine okay i take the strongest cookie thank you’ because why not, can not be so strong and then soon start to how you say balltrip and change from day to night and if Amsterdam okay at day, at night is fucking up and disgust and this is much worse because balltripping is going on for you, and you have all your luggage with you, in middle of Amsterdam, balltripping, and freak out and think people will steal you, and you are how you say a duck that sits, so you buy a Monster can, biggest one that is on sell, and then carry it out in front of you, even after empty, so you can look like a hard motherfucker, and make it back to train station with success (maybe bigass can of Monster work??), and then still hours to flight and sit and can feel and see and feel like its in your hands your mind screaming and getting louder and louder and your brain shaking and mind insanely violently and horrificly shrieking like a banshee, and then somehow get to airport and fly back to Australia, so, okay! Now everytime hear Amsterdam, can only think of empty Monster can and horrific shrieking banshee in brain.
Also, Netherlands pretty good at the football, and win the Football cup of Europeans in 1988. Since then though, just semi final in 2000. And last time in 2021 absolute horror show after stupid redcard against Czech Republic and go bye bye
FACTS THAT ARE FUN
Times on European Football Cup of European Football Players: 10 (1976, 1980, 1988 – champions, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2020)
Win Football Cup of European Football Playing: 1 times (1988), 2-0 on Soviet Union
Euro 2020 Results: Round of 16 (lose 2-0 on Czech Republic)
World Cup 2022 Result: Lose 2-2 in Quarter final to Argentina
And now, at the end, here I write my predictions for Hollands on the 2024 European Football Cup of Europeans! Here you have:
Subject: Prediction for the Netherlands at Euro 2024
Dear [Recipient’s Name],
Based on a thorough analysis of the Netherlands’ historical performances and current form, it is anticipated that they will reach the final match of Euro 2024 but ultimately succumb to France with a final score of 2-1 in favor of France.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Learn the lingo and talk like a local!
OK, SO THERE YOU HAVE, my writing prevista of Netherlands at Euro cup of FOOTBALL PLAYING. OK GO TO AMSTERDAM FOR FIRST TIME BUT NO DONT GET STRONGEST COOKIE.
AGENDA
Junes 15: v 🇵🇱 POLAND
Junes 21: v 🇫🇷 FRANCE
Junes 25: v 🇦🇹 AUSTRIA