Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’) Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!! Here is the full road trip: Today my friends, we go to HOUSTON TEXAS!! BEST SPORTS This best thing about houston sports: SWARM (special work ethic and Relentless mindset, okay! THat not so good, rest EXCELLENT!!) Best person in Houston sports! HOUSTON ASTROS Founded: 1962 (as Colt .45s)World Series Championships: 2 (2017, 2022)World Series appearances: 5 (2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022) HOUSTON TEXANS Founded: 2002Super Bowls: 0Super Bowl appearances: 0(haven’t even made a AFC Championship game) HOUSTON ROCKETS Founded: 1967 (moved to Houston from San Diego in 1971)NBA Championships: 2 (1994, 1995)NBA Finals Appearances: 4 (1981, 1986, 1994, 1995) HOUSTON DYNAMO Founded: 2005MLS Cup wins: 2 (2006, 2007)MLS Cup appearances: 2006, 2007, 2011, 2012 HAHAHA AT THIS BELOW! HOUSTON DASH Founded: 2013NWSL Championship wins: 0NWSL Championship appearances: 0 BEST FOOD BEST COMEDY BEST MUSICS BEST PHILOSPHYS FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES 14 Jun: Germany 🇩🇪 (also) vs 🇨🇼 Curaçao 17 Jun: Congo DR 🇨🇩 vs 🇵🇹 Portugal 20 Jun: Sweden 🇸🇪 vs 🇳🇱 Netherlands (also)23 Jun: Portugal 🇵🇹 vs 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan 26 Jun: Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 vs 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 29 Jun: Round of 32 — 1C vs 2F 4 Jul: Round of 16 — W73 vs W75 OK THERE WE HAVE IT MY FRIENDS!!! TIME TO BLOW H-TOWNS!! NEXT STOP: DALLAS!!!