MY GUIDE TO FIFA WORLDS CUP 2026 HOST CITIES: DALLAS

Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’) Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!! Today my friends, I go toDALLAS, TEXAS!! Home of Meatloaf. That is all you need!! THE GOAT!! Also home of this song!! And home of shitty shitty CowboyS!!! goooooo cowboys!!!! BEST SPORTS DALLAS COWBOYS Founded: 1960 Super Bowls: 8 appearances 5 Super Bowl Championships: (1971, 1977, 1992, 1993, 1995) DALLAS MAVERICKS Founded: 1980Finals: 2 Championships: 1 (2011) TEXAS RANGERS Founded: 1961 (as Washington Senators; moved 1972) World Series appearances: 3Championships: 1 (2023) DALLAS STARS Founded: 1967 (as Minnesota North Stars; moved 1993) Finals: 5 Championships: 1 (1999) FC DALLAS Founded: 1995Finals (MLS Cup): 1 Championships: 0 DALLAS WINGS Founded: 1998 (as Detroit Shock; moved to Tulsa, then Dallas in 2016)Finals appearances: 3 Championships: 3 (2003, 2006, 2008) BEST FOOD: Texas BBQ Here I am on grassy knoll in Dallas!! BEST COMEDY: Steve Martin BEST MUSICS Meatloaf and Vanilla Icey! Here I am hanging out with my friends, Meatloaf and Vanilla Icey! Meatloaf let me drive his motorbikes while he sang Paradise by Dashboard Light and we shove texas bbq in our face!! then I hit the hottest night clubs for dancing in towns with Vanilla Icey! What a night!! FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (Dallas Stadium) 14 Jun: Netherlands 🇳🇱 (also) vs 🇯🇵 Japan 17 Jun: England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs 🇭🇷 Croatia 22 Jun: Argentina 🇦🇷 vs 🇦🇹 Austria 25 Jun: Sweden 🇸🇪 vs 🇯🇵 Japan 27 Jun: Jordan 🇯🇴 vs 🇦🇷 Argentina 30 Jun: Round of 32 — 2E vs 2I 3 Jul: Round of 32 — 2D vs 2G 6 Jul: Round of 16 — W83 vs W84 14 Jul: Semi-final — W97 vs W98 OK MY FIENDS!! SAY GOODBYE TO DALLAS… NEXT STOP: KANSAS SHITTY!!!!!