Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!! WOW my fiends, only 1 days to go until world cup starts, it is the crazy!!!! CANNOT wait, and so glad i decide to tell my Serbian wife (Blargna) back in January in my village in Spain that ‘DARLING i am just going to the store to get a sack of pottatoes. i be back in 5 mins!’ and instead i fly to usa and do full road trip… And aftter I visit eery World cups host city, and have ticket to go back to Espain, I remember Blargna and that she will be angry, and even tho my big German Shephard Viktor will keep her at bay for a while, she will be PISSED when i get home. So after this, I decide, ‘FK IT’S’ and then throw my telephone into Grand Canyon, burn my luggage in dumpster lighted by local American african american lovely men, and destroy my passport and stay in USA for whole world cup so I can, as the American peoples say, ‘PARTIES!! PARTIES!! PARTIES!!”: But now as onoy a week to go till kicks offs in WORLD CUP, MEXICO v SOUTH AFRICA, i reliase ‘OH SHIT wait!! I see some of my best friends on my road trips (Andy Kaufman in NEW YORK, Pete Davidson, jerry seinfeld and adam sandler also in new york, Jim Carrey in Canada, and Ace Venture in Miami, Train and Green Day in San Francisco, Shawn Kemp and Modest Mouse in Seattle, Seth rogan in Vancouver, kobe bryant and guns n roses in la and chilli willies too, some mexican people in mexico, Austen Matthews and Alanais morriessette in toronto too, Dave the hammer shulz in Philly, Paul Rudd and Jason Sudeikis in Kansas Shitty, and Meatloaf in Dallas. BUT I still not see all my friends, so i get in car and drive to Urbana Champaign or whatever in Illinois to play tennis with my best friend David Foster Wallace: Then I drive down to North Carolina tp shoot hoops with Chris Paul: and then off court, Michael Jordan got next: Then take a break from sports to PARTIES! PARTIES! PARTIES! and then I drive to Michigan to writing a rap song with Eminem and Dr Dre: Then I drive down to San Diego californias to open the pitching for the San Diego Padres in game 7 of the World Series at Petco Park vs the Dodgers (dont worry, makes sense): Then I drive up to the Rocky Mountains in Colorado to playing ice hockey on a lake, frozen lake, with the 2001 Colorado Avalanche: Then Sidney Crosby got next! Then I drive to Owatonna Minnesota to singing karaoke with Adam Young from Owl City: Then I drive up to Chicago to hang out in the kitchen with my friend Carmy from The Bear and he teach me how to be chef: Then I drive to Portland Oregon to playing drums with my friends Art Alexakis and Everclear: Then I drive to pittsburgh to throwing a football with my friend Aaron Rodgers: Then I drive to Shelby North Carolina to mow down some idiots on the mound with Kenny Powers: Then we go and smash some brews at local dive bar! Then I drive to Nephi, Utah to hang out with The Killers. This tiny town is where Brandon is from and that latest album Pressure Machine is about. They showed me all around the town! And then to Brandon’s house where we play Hungry Hungry Hippos! Then I drive back to Scranton, Pennsylvania and hang out with my friends Jim, Dwight, Robert California and Michael: Then I drive up to Indianopolis to hang out with the Pat McAfee show guys to talk sports in the Thunder Dome: Then I drive to New York City again to hang out with my friends Bret and Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords and we not have such a good time, and if fact depressing, becuase we all share horror immigration and passport issues, where we all have burned our passports. not sure how we solve this one, we dont have solutions, but still, good to see my fiends and share one small glass of beer together: Then I drive to go to ESPN headquarters in Bristol, Connecticut to hang out with Mike Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser and talk sports: Then I go to studio next door and hang out with the guys on ESPN FC and talk footballs and the world cup: Then I drive back to Miami again and my friend Armin VanBuuren teach me how to DJ at Ultra festival: Then I drive to Alabama to play safety for the Crimsons tide on college football playoff quarter final against Georgia: Then I drive back to Miami one more time and go kicking the soccer ball with my freind Leo Messi: Then I drive from Miami to Porland Oregon overnight, not tired at all, and hang out with my friends Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein. we hang and play music and hang out: Then I drive back to Houston again and playing drums with Machine Gun Kelly, and MGK is singing: Then I drive over to Nashville Tennessee to a country music festival to hang out with my hero and friend Borat (very respected man back in my home country in Serbija – he speak beutiful ENglish! Wow, i love this man, he one of my best friend: Then I drive back to New York to hang out with my best friend Andy Kaufman one more times: Then I drive to some where, not sure, some redneck party I found off the side of the road, for more PARTIES! PARTIES! PARRTIES! But as I partying, I realising I totally forget about my Serbian wife Blargna back in Espain! 5 months ago, I tell her i am going out for 5 minutes for sack of potatoes, back in January, and now is June and I in United Sttes, Mexico and Canada for almost 5 months, and will be here for more longer too!! WHOOPS!!… I feel sad… 🙁 As I thinking of Blargna for 3-4 seconds, then! All of suddens!… guess what?!?! All my bestest friends surprise me at PARTIES!!! And we all hangout and PARTIES PARTIES PARTIES together!! WHAT. A. TIME. Just 3 days to go till kick off in 2026 FIFA world cup my fiends!!!